The False Meaning of Easter

Posted on April 24, 2011January 29, 2014 by Betty Breznay

Since when is this such a commercialized gift giving holiday? Well, I’m not complaining, except for the fact that traffic and Wal-Mart were horrendous this weekend.

My mom is obsessed with the fact that I kicked a squirrel once.

Because flowers aren't naturally colorful enough.

The blue raspberry Jell-o eggs didn't quite work out.

I bought myself new Betsey perfume with the store credit I had from returning a pair of Paris Hilton shoes without a receipt.

We didn't hide the eggs too strategically....

I will smell like Betsey all the time now.

My mom and I made cupcakes two weeks ago. We froze them for Easter.

This is what my mom got for Easter from my dad.

It's healthier to eat half a Jell-o egg.

Gertrude Hawk mini smidgens (because apparently, "smidgen" isn't small enough.)

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