The False Meaning of Easter

Posted on April 24, 2011January 29, 2014 by Betty Breznay

Since when is this such a commercialized gift giving holiday? Well, I’m not complaining, except for the fact that traffic and Wal-Mart were horrendous this weekend.

It's healthier to eat half a Jell-o egg.

I bought myself new Betsey perfume with the store credit I had from returning a pair of Paris Hilton shoes without a receipt.

The blue raspberry Jell-o eggs didn't quite work out.

My mom is obsessed with the fact that I kicked a squirrel once.

My mom and I made cupcakes two weeks ago. We froze them for Easter.

Gertrude Hawk mini smidgens (because apparently, "smidgen" isn't small enough.)

I will smell like Betsey all the time now.

This is what my mom got for Easter from my dad.

We didn't hide the eggs too strategically....

Because flowers aren't naturally colorful enough.

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